sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces: when you find a wet piece of toilet paper on the floor in a public restroom

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces: when you find a wet piece of toilet paper on the floor in a public restroom

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Earnestwoman:i Love Dogs But Like When People Hate Dogs It’s Usually Like “A Dog Bit Off My Face And Two Of My Fave Limbs When I Was A Baby” And When They Hate Cats It’s Usually Like “They Don’t Offer Me Immediate And Unconditional Fawning

Letshearitforthisclown: Sjws! That’s It!! I’ve Had It With You Ruining My 3 Course Meal! And Since You Asked, It Started With A Delicious Lemon Pepper Calamari, And Since You Wont Shut Up About It, Followed By A Medium Rare Prime Rib With Gorgonzola

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🌜The Magical World Of Loveage Moondream 🔮🌛

Ohmygil: Mycroftrh: Oockitty: The Immortals Are Getting Bold. One Of Those Is… Weird Al… If Anyone Is Nigh Immortal It’s Weird Al Yankovic

Tikkunolamorgtfo: Polar-Solstice: The First Time I Met My Boyfriend’s Grandparents, I Was Terrified. First, I Really Wanted Them To Like Me, And Second, He Told Me They Were Pretty Religious. They’re Roman Catholic, But I’m Jewish, And I Didn’t

Nolanthebiggestnerd: Animewithteeth: Golbat From Pokemon Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992)

Just-Shower-Thoughts: The Invention Of Knocking Is Pretty Much Punching Someone’s House Until They Talk To You

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Papidanse: Like A Fella Once Said, Ain’t That A

Totally Canon Overwatch Quotes

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