just-shower-thoughts: Vaping: somewhere between smoking your cell phone and fellating a tiny robot.

just-shower-thoughts: Vaping: somewhere between smoking your cell phone and fellating a tiny robot.

Asterahunter: Captainsnoop: You Know What Was Sick The Part Of Revengeance Where Blade Wolf Is Like “I Possess An Intellect Far Beyond Human Reckoning” And Raiden Is Like “Oh Yeah Smart Guy? What’s The Meaning Of Life? Why Are We Here” And

Rohantrash: This Is The Fuckin Funniest Thing I’ve Read All Day

Claryfightwood: No Offence But Let Yourself Be Ugly!! You Don’t Have To Fix Your Hair If You’re Not Going Anywhere You Don’t Have To Cover Up Ur Spots Or Change Out Of Your Lounge Pants To Go Buy Milk Like Damn We Really Gotta Let Ourselves Be Comfortable

That-One-Irish-Idiot: Bravadopinfire: Shieldposts: Me: *Shows Basic Human Decency To Cashier Cashier: ??!?! Thank You! You’re The Nicest Person Ever! Me: Are You Ok Reblog If Politeness To Retail And Service Workers Is Important To You. Honestly

Otterboxes: Otterboxes: I’m Never Making Another Text Post Again

Pochowek: Iamoutofideas: Slimetony: You Can Find Me On Tumblr You Can Find Me In The Woods You Can’t Find Me

Continuants: Potatoish: Radioactivemongoose: The Hotel Has An On Demand Section Called “Mood” &Amp;Amp; These Are The Moods Pls Unmute Whatever You’re Expecting It’s Not It This Is Excellent

Chumimiin: Chumimiin: Concept: Im In The Kitchen Cooking Our Dinner, Delicious Aromas Filling Our Small But Well Loved Homespace. Meanwhile Youre Playing With Our Two Soft And Fluffy Dogs In The Living Room. I Smile In Anticipation As I Hear The Doorbell

Gimme-Da-Memes-B0Ss: Life Imitates Art 🐉

Racingmiku: Racingmiku: Idk Why People Are So Shocked About Randy’s Feet When This Is The Same Man Who Drinks Marina Sauce Straight From The Cup

Heterophobicflint: Marriage Seems So Risky Like What If You Get Married &Amp;Amp; You’re In The Car Afterwards Heading To Your Honeymoon &Amp;Amp; You Go To Put On Some Music For The Background &Amp;Amp; The Person You Just Swore To Spend The Rest Of Your Life

Nemmica:i Met A Baby The Other Day Who Taught Me That Kids Aren’t Learning The Thumb-And-Pinky-Out Gesture For “Phone” Anymore. She Puts Her Flat, Open Palm Up To Her Ear And Babbles Into It, Simulating A Flat And Rectangular Smartphone.

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