outofcontextdnd: “Just how charismatic are your nipples anyway?” “About 20, apparently.”

outofcontextdnd: “Just how charismatic are your nipples anyway?” “About 20, apparently.”

Malfvoys: Malfvoys: Tbh 95% Of My Existence On This Earth Involves Me Accidentally Running Into Things In My House And Saying “Ouch” In The Most Deadpan Voice Possible My Mom: “You’re Like A Roomba Except You Don’t Clean”

Gayreinhardt: Im Fully Erect

Shakespork: Regretrograde: Hate2Breakittoya: Girls Dont Mature Faster Than Boys, Girls Are Punished From An Early Age For The Same Behaviour That Boys Are Allowed To Indulge In Well Into Adulthood I Actually Talked About This With A Psych Professor

Come Into The Water

Abrahadabra

Thecaptainkindofgirl:my Dad Works At Home Depot And This One Customer Came In Trying To Return A Lawnmower That Wouldn’t Start. Another Employee Asked The Customer If He Had Put Any Gas In It And The Customer Was Outraged, Yelling That They Should Have

Daisenseiben: The-Real-Ted-Cruz: Richard-Hollabackgirl-Nixon: The-Real-Ted-Cruz: I Love How Unproblematic Firefighters Are. They Just Wanna Put Out The Fires. I Used To Think That. That’s So Ominous Wtf Did The Firefighters Do To You Firefighters

Culturenlifestyle: Ethereal Watercolor Cityscapes Nicolas Jolly Bordeaux-Based Illustrator Nicolas Jolly Is Known For His Exquisite And Abstract Watercolor Illustrations. Jolly Effortlessly Navigates The Realms Of Abstract Art And Delicacy In Each Piece.

Coolthingoftheday: Farmers In Indonesia Introduce Fish Into Their Rice Fields. The Fish Excrement Acts As A Fertilizer For The Plants, While The Plants Attract Insects And Other Pests, Which Serve As Food For The Fish. This Process Increases Rice Yield

Arrogantsuggestion:fuck Anyone Who’s Ever Made You Feel Like You Were Hard To Love.

Idktorn:one Of The Most Toxic Things I’ve Ever Done Is Ignore The Bad In Someone Because I Love Them

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