targuzzler: targuzzler:i love it when a funny post gets popular and the notes are 99% people who took an inverse improv class where they teach you to follow the opposite of the “yes, and” rule the opposite of “yes, and” is “no, fuck you”

targuzzler: targuzzler:i love it when a funny post gets popular and the notes are 99% people who took an inverse improv class where they teach you to follow the opposite of the “yes, and” rule the opposite of “yes, and” is “no, fuck you”

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