Half-Elf Rogue: There are cultists running at me with swords, the building is on fire, my tits are out, this is a goddamn nightmare.

Half-Elf Rogue: There are cultists running at me with swords, the building is on fire, my tits are out, this is a goddamn nightmare.

White-Bread-Boyfriend: White-Bread-Boyfriend: My Ass W Hearing Problems: Oh Id Love A Sandwich From Americas Favorite Sub Sandwhich Chain Subway ™ Eat Fresh ™ Subway Employee: Whispering Sweetly Behind The 5 Inch Kevlar Barrier Between Me And The

Proteus-No: Okay So Maybe Modern Spongebob Has Some Gems In It

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Nerdfighterwhatevernumbers: Friend-Fiction: Targetwetales: I Work In A Pet Store. A Woman Was Looking At Our Bettas And Asked Me Whether One Was Male Or Female. I Told Her That They Were All Male, Because They Are- Our Company Only Orders Male Bettas.

Jasper-Rolls: Dasagoo: Iconic Water. Sound Of Bottles Hitting The Desk Hey Teens Do You Waah…Freshy? Water. Water. Ng…Teens, I Love An Nice Col- Okay. Hey Teens, Who Styeahhhh Waterrrr!!! Griffins Feet Shuffling As He Dabs Silently

Frankyourdeath:**Eats Three Raspberries* I Can Feel My Cells Multiplying. My Blood Is Cleaner, Safer. My Skin……Less Dry. I Am Well. I Am Nourished.

Coolfriendlyguy: Maxofs2D: Michaelwalsh: Imstraightedge: Michaelwalsh: Jstorofficial: Michaelwalsh: It’s Time To Play Chav Or Slav: Are These Lads English Or Slavic Slav Round Two: Chav Or Slav Chav. Grass Is Too Green To Be Anywhere In

Starrchild: Milennial Culture Is Sending A Horrible Post To Your Friend Who Is Sitting 10 Feet Away From You In The Same Room, And Waiting 2 Seconds Before Hearing A Dismayed “….No!”

Lady Of The Accursed Worm

Vagisodium: Moseby: The Best Fruits Are Hardest To Open This Fucking Bowling Ball Is Gonna Be Delicious I Know It

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Pukicho: Phantome-Warlock: Pukicho: If You Kill Me My Teeth Only Have A 2% Drop Rate What Good Luck

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