bloodmagesurana: someone: *tries to have a serious conversation with me* me:

bloodmagesurana: someone: tries to have a serious conversation with me me:

Shit My Players Say

Lydiabutz: This Guy In My Art Class Forgot His Paint Brush So He Just Cut Off A Chunk Of His Hair And Taped It To A Pencil. I Feel Like He Has More Commitment To Fine Art Than I Do.

Northernwinedregs: Hi Brain, You Obstinate Fucker. I Drank The Clear Splashy Stuff. I Ate The Green Things. I Went Under That Bright Fucker Up There. I Did The Thing With The Moving And Sweating And Whatnot. Now Make The Happy Chemical, You Lump Of Fuck.

Alwaysri8: Gaybrielandasstiel: Thespooklock: Thespooklock: So My Plan For Halloween Is To Dress Up As A Nazgul With My Black Horse And Go Trick Or Treating But Instead Of Saying “Trick Or Treat” I’ll Either Scream Or Hiss “Bagginssssssssss,

A5Xc: Survivors Of The Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School Shooting Announce The ‘March For Our Lives’ On March 24 In Support Of Gun Control ‘‘… Not One More. We Cannot Allow One More Child To Be Shot At School. We Cannot Allow One More Teacher

Otarsus: This Is The Best D&Amp;Amp;D

Planet Ahmane

Go Wash Your Hands

Raisinchallah: Life Is But A Bad Food Network Show And We Are Just The Yoda Cakes In It

Simon-Lewis: Someone: Whats Your Favorite [Insert Literally Anything Here] Me: Forgets Everything I’ve Ever Enjoyed Uhhhh

Jennybystudiokillers: Lesbianbobbiedraper: Jennybystudiokillers: Tits Out For No Particular Reason Today Its Tits Our For Janelle Monae A Bisexual Icon You Are So Fucking Right Tits Out For Janelle

Necrofuturism: Alkthash: Mahou-Kanade: Botanicalwitch: Once A Lady Told Me That If My Plants Are Dying Even When I’m Caring For Them Correctly, It Means They’re Absorbing The Curses My Enemies Are Casting Upon Me. So Now When My Plants Randomly

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