callingboatman:h-hewwo and wewcome to my TED talk- *a steel beam falls from the ceiling and crushes me to death*

callingboatman:h-hewwo and wewcome to my TED talk- a steel beam falls from the ceiling and crushes me to death

Serpent Bones

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Patron-Saint-Of-Smart-Asses: Taylor-Tut: Taylor-Tut: Y’all Know That John Mulaney Quote “The Things Crazy People Say Mean Nothing To Them But Everything To Me?” Every Time I Hear That Quote, I Think About How I Got This Light-Up Pen I Got This

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Krekhead: Burgrs: Sun In Fuck!!!!!! Moon In Piss!!!! Shit Rising

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Berandomness

Dwergaz: Sanctvs-Obscvrvm: Dwergaz: I Know None Of You Will Reblog This Because You Only Care About Your Pretty-Boy Celebrities And Your Contrived “Discourse”, But I Just Undid Dracula’s Curse @Dwergaz Explain. Dracula Put A Curse On His Haunted

Theboywhoreadsbooks: Me, Looking Back At How Many Books I Used To Read: I Love That Bitch, She Was Going Places.

Bepeu: Me: It Was Just A Dream Me (Internally): .. Or Prophecy ..

The Fuckman Is Jamming Out To Some Music

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