smallestcitrus: from an askReddit thread about wildest shit you’ve seen at parties

smallestcitrus: from an askReddit thread about wildest shit you’ve seen at parties

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Glumshoe:glumshoe:glumshoe:as A Child, I Really Thought I’d Have More Occasions To Pour Vats Of Boiling Oil Over Unwelcome Guests Than I Have.can’t Believe I Spent So Much Of My Life Preparing Myself Psychologically For The Day When I Would Stand

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Kaijuno:i Love How Vibe Check Evolved From “Sir Your Vibes Are Disgusting” To Shouting Vibe Check And Commiting Violence

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