straightboyfriend:my girl & i don’t use protection anymore since that twitter witch hexed her womb to be barren

straightboyfriend:my girl & i don’t use protection anymore since that twitter witch hexed her womb to be barren

Incogniito:what’s Wrong Dear? You’ve Hardly Touched Your Crunchwrap Supreme&Amp;Hellip;

Emailmore:emailmore:emailmore:not Especially The Biggest Fan Of X And Y Compared To Other Games But The Kalos Starter Typings Were Really Coolhi Dean. The Games I Like Are:-Pokemon Stand And Sit-Pokemon Boy And Girl -Pokemon Smile And Frown-Pokemon Cat

Rosebeaches: It’s March And Like, You Know What? That’s Fucked Up. Literally, It Was March This Time Last Year Too, And What’s Up With That? Like, A Year Has Passed Since It Was Last March, What The Fuck ?

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Cognitohazardous:

Professorsparklepants:if There’s One Thing I’ve Learned From Folklore, It’s That You Can Make People Out Of Anything. Bread… Teeth… Rose Petals…. Turnips… Peaches… Corn… Lettuce… Other People’s Bones… It’s An Endless List.

Libraralien: Relationship Goals

Everythingfox: “Please Wait For The Fearsome Creature From The Bottom Of The Abyss.” (Source)

Yourplayersaidwhat: “Look, I’m Trying To Be Stealthy, But I’m Dummy Thicc And The Sound Of My Asscheeks Clapping Is Alerting The City.”-Our 7 Foot Tall Dragonborn Paladin Who Rolled A 6 On Stealth At Disadvantage

Payarateeth:ohboy:dude This Is So Funnypidgeons Do Not Fucking Interact!

Krokodile: Throwbackblr: The Ren &Amp;Amp; Stimpy Show Sounds Right Tbh

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