joey-wheeler-official: Hot wedding idea, the worst man, it’s his duty to try and prevent the wedding at all costs.

joey-wheeler-official: Hot wedding idea, the worst man, it’s his duty to try and prevent the wedding at all costs.

Cowgirlhours:can We Normalize Grilling A Cheese? Can We Please Normalize Putting Cheese On Bread And Grilling It? For Fuck’s Sake?

Mossworm: I Had A Dream That I Discovered A New Fairy Shrimp Species With Dozens Of Legs Like A Millipede &Amp;Amp; I Named Them Long Shrimp

Yourplayersaidwhat: An Adult White Dragon About To Dive Bomb The Party, The Drow, With His Disadvantage On Perception, Is The Only One Who Saw It Coming.

Midcenturymodern: I’m So Sorry Has Everybody Seen This Bots Of New York

Artissilypso:excuse Me What The Fuck Is Going On?????

Babytrain:babytrain:how Do Trains Drink Their Beveragesthey Chugga It . Follow For More Jokes Im Funny

Genvy:i Haven’t Stopped Thinking About This Since Last Night

Gynandromorph: Thecutestcatever: Uguuuchan: Gimme Sammich Gib Bagul I’m On The Verge Of Tears Because I’ve Seen This Post Tons Of Times But Today I Realized The Second Reblog Is Cheezeburger Speak For “Give Bagel” When I Thought It Was

Impractical-And-Unethical: Kushblazer666:

He's Lying To U Girl

Memeclassheroes:

Books-N-Quotes: “With A Stop Light, Green Means ‘Go’ And Yellow Means &Amp;Lsquo;Slow Down’. With A Banana, However, It Is Quite The Opposite. Yellow Means 'Go’, Green Means 'Whoa, Slow Down’, And Red Means 'Where The Heck Did You Get That Banana?’”

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