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nerdfighterwhatevernumbers:jsyk these aren’t fake captions these are the actual lines

Spongebob Squarepants

Mrs. Mia Wallace

Theshitfuck-Png

Sauntervaguelydownward: Showerthoughtsofficial: When Medication Says “Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery” They’re Probably Mainly Referring To Cars, But My Mind Always Goes To Forklift. It Has Honestly Never Occurred To Me That This Warning Was About

Tastefullyoffensive:i Know This Pain. (Via Thedreamghoul)

Ghostsfacer: Ghostsfacer: What If People Got A New Name Every Birthday What If The Name Represented How Old You Were, Like Every 11 Year Old Was Named Josh “I Had My First Kiss When I Was Greg” This Wasn’t Supposed To Get Notes

Reginaprimata: I Think I’ll Do These Three At A Time, Since It’ll Be A While Until It’s Totally Done… Pages 1-3 | Pages 4-6 | Pages 7-9 | Pages 10-12 | Pages 13-15 | Pages 16-18 | Pages 19-21 | Pages 22-24 | Pages 25-27 | Pages 28-30 | Pages 31-33

Threefeline: Lornacrowley: Sodaglitch: How He Finally Got His Phd And Now He’s Doctor Boom I’m Proud Of Him

Pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird: We Did It. We’re Finally Free.

Bitchycode:omg

Alien-Witch-Princess: Shining-Magically: December-Dragon: Purplepatchwork: Riskpig: Fifty-Shadesofgay: Castielsunderpants: Straighttohelvetica: Easily The Most Horrifying Line Of Dialogue I’ve Ever Heard In An Animated Movie. No But This Was

Tastefullyoffensive:it’s True. (Via Zdavis9602)

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