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Rassilonofrassilon: #It Took Me Years To Realize That Jack Was Referring To The Myth That If You Masturbate Too Much You’ll Go Blind #I…… Oh My God I

Kittiesn-Titties: Octopusandrockets: Taytits: Butt Why Are They Naked!?!?!?!!??!?!?!!??!?!!?!?! Uh, That Third One Is Just Weird.. Guess Who Has Hippy Parents?

Lamecya: Obliveion: Reblog This Post Than Message Me For A Promo To X,Xxx (◕‿◕✿) Pale Blog, Promoting Anyone Until I Reach 12K, Must Follow Me (◕‿◕✿)

Princeruto: I’m No Gynecologist But I Know A Cunt When I See One

I Do This Really Cute Thing Where I Read Your Message Then Forget To Reply

Theclearlydope: This Is The Before And After I’ve Been Waiting For. Via Tastefullyoffensive: [Via]

Lydiabutz: This Guy In My Art Class Forgot His Paint Brush So He Just Cut Off A Chunk Of His Hair And Taped It To A Pencil. I Feel Like He Has More Commitment To Fine Art Than I Do.

Trakiul: Benedictcumberbamf: Noonington: Mobiiu2Doublereacharound: Hell-Is-My-Division: Riddlemehiddleston: Spacesinmyhead: Caution, The Footage May Be Extremely Unsettling To Some Viewers. Oh My God Why Do People Do Things Like That This Is A

Avengedatthedisco: How Do People Even Fucking Sleep With Night Lights Oh God My Room Needs To Be As Dark As My Soul

Aintnohallabackgirl: I Almost Hit A Deer Today While I Was Driving With My Friend My First Instinct Was To Say “Oh Deer” Before I Even Applied The Brakes I Literally Almost Died Because Of A Pun

Days-Of-Havok: Thesaint-Jimmy: This Is One Of The Saddest Things Ever. Gerard Way’s Hair Matched His Music; Black For The Darkness Of Revenge, Pale White For The Death And Sickness In The Black Parade And Of Course The Bright Bright Red For The Killjoys

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