sluttyoliveoil: poopflow: poopflow: arrest you’re you’re under arrest for this joke

sluttyoliveoil: poopflow: poopflow: arrest you’re you’re under arrest for this joke

Cotton Candy Skies

Sparkafterdark: Teen-Heat: So I Walked Into The Girls Bathroom At My School And What The Fuck How Come The Boys Room Doesn’t Have Breakfast Sinks. Fucking Misandry

Angrybagel: When I First Moved To America My Teacher Told Me To “Get My Fanny Over Here” And I Stopped Dead In The Middle Of The Classroom And That Phrase Haunted Me For Years Until I Learned That It Meant Butt In America Not Vagina

Rnedia: Drugs? No Thanks, The Only “High” I Need Is The Natural Rush You Get From Committing A Murder.

Harrysgettinhead: “You Shouldn’t Be Walking Alone At This Time Of Night” No Actually People Shouldn’t Fucking Attack Other People At Any Time Of Day

Thespookerhero: Jesusthelastairbender: Mom….Gay…. I’m Dad I’m So Son Of You, Proud

Iraffiruse: Frozach Submitted

Freeabortions: Feels Cute Takes Selfie Nvm

Togamivevo: In Third Grade This Kid Got In Trouble For Saying “Be Free My Niggas” When We Released The Butterflies

Send Me A Band And I'll Do:

My Relationship With My Siblings

Forthecheesecake

JanaDefi JapaneseHotties