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positivelyindecent: stonzie: Okay, legit fucking crying. You bet your elderly testicles I did.

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Australiansanta: Spaghetti? Oh No I Only Eat Swaghetti Sir

This Urn Will Turn You Into A Tree After You Die

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So I Was Driving Along With My Best Friend In The Passenger Seat Next To Me. Suddenly The Car In Front Of Me Skidded On Ice And I Had To Emergency Brake. Before I Knew It My Hand Was Across My Friend To Stop Her From Flying Forwards She Looked At Me

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Majorstranger: ‘It’s No Different To Having A Dog Or Cat’: The Texas Couple Who Share Their Home With An Eight-Stone Capybara Named Gary… And Even Let Him Sleep In Their Bed.

F-Uckface: Equal-Beings: Veg-Tastic: Lilyliqueur: Brbkillingnubs: This Is A Right Way To Observe Wild Animals, They Should Not Be Kept Captive In Zoos. I Said That Once In Highschool And Everyone Fucking Yelled At Me. The Animals Are Observing

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