wartortles: if u have a nice butt there’s a 10,000% chance i wanna see it

wartortles: if u have a nice butt there’s a 10,000% chance i wanna see it

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Mancrook: “Omgg Be My Gay Best Friend, Take Me Shoppingggg” No How About I Steal Your Credit Card And Fuck Your Brother Instead Hhahaha

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Heracross: Why Be Rude When You Can Be Nude

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Juilan: Rosaparking: Juilan: I Will Wear A Sweater In The Summer If I Want To Dammit Ok Have Fun Smelling Like Onions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yo I Always Make Sure I’m Smelling Good And Fresh. I’m Not A 13 Year Old Boy Who Thinks A Shower Is

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Cozely: I Really Want To Hear Obama Say “Nigga Please” Just Once

Mystonerlife: 69Shadesofgayy: Is That A Girl Or A Boy? And You Smile Because Today Maybe You Might Just Pass. But Then You See Their Eyes Register No Facial Hair, No Knot In Your Throat, No Bulge In Your Pants. They Say It Again, Louder, Tauntingly.

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