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Living The Dream

Stttupid: Nicevagina: Your Thighs Won’t Touch If You Have My Head Between Them Ugh

Lose Your Mind Then Find Your Soul.

Gerbertmccracken: It Annoys Me To See People My Age Achieving Things In Life Because It Makes Me Realize What A Loser I Am

Wayward-Saints: Jaclcfrost: If You’ve Ever Legitimately Cried Like A Fucking Baby Over A Character Clap Your Hands

Hyphydollaz: Sesamestreethockey: Anrdew: I Want A Remote That Makes People Shut The Fuck Up With The Click Of A Button This Has Too Many Notes To Be Safe

Alpacamazing: School Pisses Me Off So Much Are You Actually Gonna Evaluate My Level Of Intelligence Based Off My Ability To Find The Area Of A Fucking Triangle Oh My God

Wheretheoscarwildethingsare: Lacigreen: Metallikato: Fun Fact: Whenever Marble Displays Yellow/Brown-Colored Stains Like Those Above, It’s The Result Of The Marble Absorbing Oils. From Human Hands. Meaning That Over The Centuries, People Have Been

Kfcofficial: Sext: Can U Calm Ur Ding Dong For A Sec My Mom Wants Me To Do The Dishes

Tastefullyoffensive: The Proper Way To Fix A Dent. [Via]

Poopflow: Doing Everything For Your Friends And Putting Them First And They Still End Up Abandoning You (✿◠‿◠)

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