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kfcofficial: sext: can u calm ur ding dong for a sec my mom wants me to do the dishes

Tastefullyoffensive: The Proper Way To Fix A Dent. [Via]

Poopflow: Doing Everything For Your Friends And Putting Them First And They Still End Up Abandoning You (✿◠‿◠)

Lights Out In Wonderland

Slow-Currents: Asylum-Countess: Danrdarrenc: Dimpuch: “That’s Right. Because You Know, Deep Down… You Deserve To Be Punished. Don’t You, Mr. Potter?” I Just Screamed And Kicked My Laptop Hahahahaha I Can’t Handle This

Queenfattyoftherollpalace: I Don’t Care How Many Times I’ve Reblogged This

Kushroom: So You’re Saying I Can Win 5 Iphones Every Day??? And All I Have To Do Is Give My Credit Card Number On This Website I’ve Never Heard About??? Well Slam Me In My Tender Butthole Sir You’ve Just Got Yourself A Deal

My Words Lack Substance

Arrestingmyselfinthetardis: Land-Of-Greyjoys-And-Cannibals: Gallifreyan-Starkid: Buzzfeed: Common Historical Misconceptions I Just Don’t Know What To Believe Anymore. The Fact That There Is No Number 3 Bothers Me No One Believes Me When I Tell

Boycourt: Bonkalore: Drunkroselalonde: Emily-Spectre: Feeling Like Someone’s Losing Interest In You Knowing Someone’s Lost Interest In You Knowing Someone’s Never Had Interest In You Getting Your Fucking Wood Sucked

The Absolute Funniest Posts On Tumblr

Blank: Foreveralone-Lyguy: Blank: I Have 1% Battery Left On My Phone And I Just Want You Guys To Know That I You Had Time To Press Publish But Not Finish Your Sentence Wow A+ Detective Work I Never Thought Someone Would Discover That

Pityreblogs: I Make Him Harder Than Putting Skinny Jeans On After A Shower

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