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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Sher-Lockedoutofthetardis: Idk My Relationship With My Siblings Is Always Either “Yo I’ll Help You Hide The Body” Or “Do Not Even Breathe In My Direction” There Is No In Between.

Demeaniac: People Who Don’t Start Screaming When They Are Angry And Instead Lower Their Voice Until It Turns Into A Whisper Are Scary As Fuck

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Piedoomy: Pkmntrainermadoka: When Ur Friend Starts Liking Something U Rly Like When Ur Friend Starts Hating On Something U Rlly Like

Coward: Shitty Things That Were Said To You Like A Year Ago That Still Piss U Off

Weirdough: I Think The Scariest Thing About Growing Up Is Watching As Everyone’s Dreams And Aspirations Are Put To The Side In Favor Of Reality

Therothwoman: Polyjuiced: Merry Christmas! This Was Going To Be An “I Am Insert Large Number Here Percent Done With You Tumblr” Post But Then I Saw The Detail On Odin’s Eyepatch And Shit Son.

Kisslng: This One Time A Girl Told Me We Had The Same Name And I Asked Her What Hers Was

Truecinema13: Turkeystuffer: Tatehorror: Your Tongue Doesn’t Fit Comfortably In Your Mouth You’re Right, Maybe It Would Fit Better In Yours Damn

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