messyfandom: the first and last dad joke

messyfandom: the first and last dad joke

Ghost-Anus: If Your Boyfriend Tells You To Lose Weight, You Should Absolutely Do As He Says. Drop 150 Pounds Instantly By Dumping His Stupid Ass And Then Go Eat A Pizza Like The Beautiful Bitch You Are

Zack Is On Tumblr

Dntdodrugs: Redwhiteandjacked: If You’re A Guy. And You Call A Woman A “Bitch” In Public. And I Hear You Do It. You’re Gonna Have A Bad Time. This Is So Honorable Dude I Bet You Get Your Dick Sucked After Every Time You Come To The Rescue

Twentyoneandpregnant: Lifehackable: Hack Life Here I Did This Once And I Thought It Said Two Cups Of Vanilla Extract And My Whole House Smelled Like The Pillsburry Dough Boys Butt Hole For A Month.

Dickfricker: I Don’t Play Hard To Get I Play Hard To Get Rid Of

How To Scare Your Wife By Ellen Degeneres

Bitchytbh: Having “Feelings” Is Ruining My Reputation Of Being A Heartless Bitch

Forthecheesecake

Who Let Jack Drive?

Methlabrador: When People Say “I Dont Believe In Science” What Are You Even Talking About

Partybarackisinthehousetonight: Wakes Up From Long Coma Rubs Eyes What Kidz Bop Are We On

Maruti-Bitamin: More Of These Terrariums