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ZACK IS ON TUMBLR

ZACK IS ON TUMBLR

ZACK IS ON TUMBLR

Dntdodrugs: Redwhiteandjacked: If You’re A Guy. And You Call A Woman A “Bitch” In Public. And I Hear You Do It. You’re Gonna Have A Bad Time.  This Is So Honorable Dude I Bet You Get Your Dick Sucked After Every Time You Come To The Rescue

Dntdodrugs:  Redwhiteandjacked:  If You’re A Guy. And You Call A Woman A “Bitch”

Twentyoneandpregnant: Lifehackable: Hack Life Here I Did This Once And I Thought It Said Two Cups Of Vanilla Extract And My Whole House Smelled Like The Pillsburry Dough Boys Butt Hole For A Month.

Twentyoneandpregnant:  Lifehackable:  Hack Life Here  I Did This Once And I Thought

Dickfricker: I Don’t Play Hard To Get I Play Hard To Get Rid Of

Dickfricker:  I Don’t Play Hard To Get I Play Hard To Get Rid Of

How To Scare Your Wife By Ellen Degeneres

How To Scare Your Wife By Ellen Degeneres

Bitchytbh: Having “Feelings” Is Ruining My Reputation Of Being A Heartless Bitch 

Bitchytbh:  Having “Feelings” Is Ruining My Reputation Of Being A Heartless Bitch 

Forthecheesecake

Forthecheesecake

Who Let Jack Drive?

Who Let Jack Drive?

Methlabrador: When People Say “I Dont Believe In Science” What Are You Even Talking About

Methlabrador:  When People Say “I Dont Believe In Science” What Are You Even

Partybarackisinthehousetonight: *Wakes Up From Long Coma* *Rubs Eyes* What Kidz Bop Are We On

Partybarackisinthehousetonight:  *Wakes Up From Long Coma* *Rubs Eyes* What Kidz

Maruti-Bitamin: More Of These Terrariums

Maruti-Bitamin:  More Of These Terrariums

Hello~Meow

Hello~Meow

Jacobrileyy: Daywalkerindisguise: Ravioli Ravioli Give Me The Formioli Oh My. God.

Jacobrileyy:  Daywalkerindisguise:  Ravioli Ravioli Give Me The Formioli  Oh My.

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