shitshilarious: Its weird how you need a license to legally sell hot dogs but anybody is allowed to make a baby

shitshilarious: Its weird how you need a license to legally sell hot dogs but anybody is allowed to make a baby

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My Love Life At The Moment

Reqinamills: Do You Ever Think You’re Special To Someone But Then You See This Person Acting The Same With Everyone Else And You Just Kind Of Oh Alright

Greencrook: Greencrook: My Uni Students Asked Me If They Had Homework For The Holidays And I Felt So Bad For Them And Their Tired, Dead Eyes That I Told Them To Just Mail Me Pics Of Their Favorite Pokemons. Three Students Sent Me Digimons I Can’t

Thestrugglesoftheyouth: I’m Dying Omg This Is The Best Show

One Day Your Gonna See A Cute Boy And He’s Gonna Become Your Boyfriend Or Husband He Won’t Just Be Another Cute Boy Added To The List Of Guys That Ignored You

Corysanchez: I Need Someone Hot That I Can Makeout With Whenever I Want

One Time In High School I Didnt Read The Assigned Book And I Was Like Fuck It Imma Write This Essay Anyway And I Had No Idea What The Book Was Even About Or Who The Characters Were So I Just Spewed Out Some Shit About Archetypes And The Teacher Came

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180Mph: Genetics Is A Fucked Up And Unfair Game

Jediteaparty: Arauj0: Aangnog: I Just Realized That “Never” Is A Contraction Of “Not Ever” And “Blush” Is A Contraction Of “Blood Rush” Also “Studying” Is A Contraction Of “Student Dying”

Sammiey: Sammiey: My Doctor Told Me To Eat More Taco Bell Well Actually He Said “Less Mcdonalds” But I’m Pretty Sure I Know What He Meant

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