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One Time In High School I Didnt Read The Assigned Book And I Was Like Fuck It Imma Write This Essay Anyway And I Had No Idea What The Book Was Even About Or Who The Characters Were So I Just Spewed Out Some Shit About Archetypes And The Teacher Came

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180Mph: Genetics Is A Fucked Up And Unfair Game

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Mediumicedcoffee: This Is True, In Psychology We Talked About How A Breakup Has The Same Mental Effects As Coming Off Of An Addiction To A Drug Like Heroine

Emobaria: Gettin’ Real Sick Of Underwear And Responsibilities

The-Absolute-Funniest-Posts: I Was Asked For Advice On Math. As A Math Major I Feel Like I Am A Reliable Source.

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Instagrampa: I’m Usually That Person Who Has No Idea What’s Going On

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Jakemalik: I Wish My Wallet Was As Fat As I Am

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