the-absolute-funniest-posts:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Sheeranal: Dont Underestimate My Ability To Procrastinate Even Though I Have Nothing Else To Do

Absentions: College: Where You Skip Class To Study For The Class

Fantasticsteve: Best Attitude To Life Ever. Remember This Was The Trailer Before The Movie On Every Tape And You Would Always See This Partahh Memories

Countingmyfeathers: Life Hack: Drink All The Alcohol In Your House To Forget That You’re Useless And Unloveable.

Who Let Jack Drive?

Johnscowlick: Willgrahamcrackercrumbs: The “No Sleveless Tops” American Public School Dress Code Policy Is Impeding On Our 2Nd Amendment Right To Bare Arms Did You Really Just Fucking

Sammiey: Sammiey: My Doctor Told Me To Eat More Taco Bell Well Actually He Said “Less Mcdonalds” But I’m Pretty Sure I Know What He Meant

Nipplefreckle: That Fucking Doge Trend Has Ruined My Ability To Speak And Now I’m Worried Because God Forbid I’m Stabbed Or Something And I Call 911 And I’m Coughing Up Blood And 911 Finally Answers And All I Can Gasp Out Is &Amp;Ldquo;Much Knife&Amp;Rdquo;

Zack Is On Tumblr

Supjared: If Sleeping Payed Less Then Minimum Wage, I’d Still Be Making Bank With That Overtime

This Urn Will Turn You Into A Tree After You Die

Thecrimsonalchemist: I Got A Package Today! I Wonder If It’s Someone From Tumblr. Question Answered.

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