herooflife: herooflife: fifteen minute until pI ZZa I iAM EXIITCITe PIZZA MAN RUNG DOOR i am not weiarng pant

herooflife: herooflife: fifteen minute until pI ZZa I iAM EXIITCITe PIZZA MAN RUNG DOOR i am not weiarng pant

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Sherlockismyholmesboy: Unexplained-Events: Ladies And Gentlemen….A Spring-Loaded Dick In A Box From The 1800S. It Made For A Great Gift Humanity’s Sense Of Humour Has Not Progressed Much In The Last Hundred Years

17000Dollarballpit: Dentist: Do You Smoke? Me: Why You Tryna Light Up?

Chickiefingie: Hey Mom Can You Help Me Roll This Blunt

One Hell Of A Story

Rexuality: I Need To Have As Much Wild Sex As Possible So One Day I Can Become An Inappropriate Old Lady That Blurts Out Things Like “When I Was Your Age I Got A Concussion After Being Bent Over A Desk” And Then My Family Can Be Like “Grandma Please,

One Hell Of A Story

Desmondkilometers: Do You Ever See A Person You Used To Be Friends With And You’re Like “Glad I Got The Fuck Outta That One”

Wheelcher: Yes I Do Graffiti

Askneppy: Multipack: Row Row Row Your Boat Gently Away From Me Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily Please Just Fuckin Leave

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Vintagereaper: Omg The First “My Little Mermaid” Movie I Saw. I Was 6 Or 7 Years Old ♥♥♥♥♥

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