theofficialdevil: scholla: me after death *slams the hell’s gate open, takes off the bra and the shoes, sits on satan’s lap*: I’m fuckin’ home, what’s the wifi password Bitch better not be sitting on my lap

theofficialdevil: scholla: me after death slams the hell’s gate open, takes off the bra and the shoes, sits on satan’s lap: I’m fuckin’ home, what’s the wifi password Bitch better not be sitting on my lap

Backdoorteenmom:

Queenklu: Hungry-Hobbits: Dalekplz: Upgraders: It’s Weird That Pirates Would Go From Shore To Shore Looking For Buried Treasure When The Real Treasure Was In The Friendships They Were Making “Thar Be Booty To Be Found Matey” “Matey, Yar

Meladoodle: Nothing Pisses Me Off More Than The Fact That 90% Of Women’s Jeans Have Non-Functioning Pockets But Baby Clothes Have Proper Pockets? What Are Babies Carrying Around That I’m Not? Baby Wallets? Fuck Off

Philadelephant: Bitch The Fuck You Mean “Nevermind” I Paused My Music For You

Canadianslut: I Don’t Use Condoms ;) Not Because I Like To Practice Unsafe Sex But Because I Never Have Sex

Hated-And-Helpless: Dutchster: Asmilinggoddess: The Year Is 2014 Ad. The Human Race Has Existed For Over 200,000 Years. Men Still Think Women Pee Out Of The Vagina. Neither Do A Lot Of Women

Buttrelated-Url: I Will Wear What I Want. I Will Get Tattoos If I Want. I Will Wear Makeup If I Want. I Will Dye My Hair If I Want. I Will Pierce Whatever I Want. I Will Shave What I Want. I Will Lose Weight If I Want. I Will Gain Weight

Vespermartini:whenever Tumblr Makes Ridiculous, Pointless Changes, I’m Reminded Of This Episode

Love Me

Good Vibes Only

Catsamazing: My Girlfriend Attempted To Hold Both Of Her Cats At Once, It Deteriorated Quickly.

Grapejellyking:yasgawd:if My Boyfriend Came On A Donut I Would Eat It

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