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Meladoodle: Nothing Pisses Me Off More Than The Fact That 90% Of Women’s Jeans Have Non-Functioning Pockets But Baby Clothes Have Proper Pockets? What Are Babies Carrying Around That I’m Not? Baby Wallets? Fuck Off
Philadelephant: Bitch The Fuck You Mean “Nevermind” I Paused My Music For You
Canadianslut: I Don’t Use Condoms ;) Not Because I Like To Practice Unsafe Sex But Because I Never Have Sex
Hated-And-Helpless: Dutchster: Asmilinggoddess: The Year Is 2014 Ad. The Human Race Has Existed For Over 200,000 Years. Men Still Think Women Pee Out Of The Vagina. Neither Do A Lot Of Women
Buttrelated-Url: I Will Wear What I Want. I Will Get Tattoos If I Want. I Will Wear Makeup If I Want. I Will Dye My Hair If I Want. I Will Pierce Whatever I Want. I Will Shave What I Want. I Will Lose Weight If I Want. I Will Gain Weight
Vespermartini:whenever Tumblr Makes Ridiculous, Pointless Changes, I’m Reminded Of This Episode
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Catsamazing: My Girlfriend Attempted To Hold Both Of Her Cats At Once, It Deteriorated Quickly.
Grapejellyking:yasgawd:if My Boyfriend Came On A Donut I Would Eat It
Aslimshadylady: Yet Another Unrealistic Standard For Women
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