supermunchor: wow i cant believe all dads were born today. happy birthday dads

supermunchor: wow i cant believe all dads were born today. happy birthday dads

Rexuality: Did You Know My Parents Bought Me This “I’m A Gleek” Bed Set For My Junior Year Of College I Think This Was Their Way Of Trying To Ensure I Never Got Laid. Well You Failed Mom And Dad. I Fucked On My Gleek Bed. Multiple Times. My Gleek

Rexuality: Being Called Baby By Someone I’m Into Will Automatically Make Me Melt Into A Puddle Of Hot And Bothered

Deadlysick: R.i.p To All The Friendships Where We Acted Like Lovers At Some Point, And Now We Barely Talk.

Giveamanagame: Captainjamestklrk: My Bird Is Sitting In The Top Corner Of Her Cage Calling My Dog’s Name And Asking If He Wants A Treat And If He Wants To Go To Outside And He’s Too Stupid To Realize It’s Her So Everytime She Says Something He

Ashkenazi-Autie: Eileenthequeen: Eileenthequeen: So Apparently In My Sister’s Class, There Was A Trans Girl That Had Been On The Cheerleading Squad For A While. When She Came Out, The Other Girls On The Squad Made The Agreement That Whatever Boy

Rexuality: I Showed My Little Brother A Gif Of Godzilla And When He Walked Away I Started Scrolling Kinda Mindlessly And Then My Brother Came Back Really Eager And Was Like “Can I See That Godzilla Thing Aga- Oh” And Just Stared In Dismay At A Photoset

Datunofficialdisneyprincess: This Is Becoming My New Favorite Thing

Hokutens-And-Assassins: Please Read And Reblog!!!!! Put Your Car Keys Beside Your Bed At Night.tell Your Spouse, Your Children, Your Neighbors, Your Parents, Your Dr’s Office, The Check-Out Girl At The Market, Everyone You Run Across. Put Your Car

Babyferaligator: Steals Ur Girl Mom Finds Out And Makes Me Return Her And Apologize

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Fromtheashirise: No But I’d Like To Be

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