shakespeareancacti: Sorry anon, clearly my butt is too awesome for you to handle.

shakespeareancacti: Sorry anon, clearly my butt is too awesome for you to handle.

Shakespeareancacti: Because It’s Been Forever Since I’ve Shown My Pussy…

Shakespeareancacti: Also, You Can Definitely See That I’m Losing Weight Now. My Stomach Is Much Flatter And My Waist Is Back To Its Normal Size :)

Shakespeareancacti: Goodnight Lovelies…

Shakespeareancacti: Naked.

Shakespeareancacti: I Spent All Day Naked In Bed…

Shakespeareancacti: Can We Please Just Appreciate All The Different Colors My Hair Likes To Be?

Shakespeareancacti: Because You’ve All Been Very Nice Lately… Showing Off My Tiger Stripes And My New Dildo :D I Named The Dildo Mr. Smurf Btw.

Shakespeareancacti: Arch…

Shakespeareancacti: I Took This For Pet A Few Days Ago :)

Shakespeareancacti: I Like This Color Nail Polish :)

Shakespeareancacti: Sorry Anon… What Were You Saying About My Perfect Pussy?

Shakespeareancacti: He Also Told Me I Wasn’t Allowed To Touch Myself… Thirty Seconds After I Came. Oopsy.

buttsex buttsthatgrip