literallyrad: there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

literallyrad: there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

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Smathmouth: My Favourite Christmas Carol Is Silent Night Because Of The Line “Holy Infant, So Tender And Mild” Because I Like To Imagine The Baby Jesus As A Chicken Wing

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