I do this thing where I read Grindr bios with the voice of a dumb illiterate caveman.

I do this thing where I read Grindr bios with the voice of a dumb illiterate caveman.

Cory

Pizzaotter: Direhuman: Xerneas: Dragonite Is So Ugly Compared To Dragonair. I Will Never Get Over The Fact Such A Beautiful Pokemon Evolving Into That Goofy Looking Fatass. The Funnies Fucking Post Ever Oh My God.

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Pizzaotter: This Could Be Us But You Playin’

Pizzaotter: Amazon.ca, What’s The Website For That?

Sashaforthewin: Unclewhisky: Clannyphantom: If Ur Hair Covers Ur Boobs U Have Mermaid Hair And U Are A Mermaid I Dont Make The Rules As A Man With A Hairy Chest, I Was Very, Very Confused By This Post For About Ten Seconds. You Are A Mermaid, Sir

Cophines: #A Serious Show About The Adventures Of Time Traveler ♔

Jeff E

Haus-O-Ass: Brotherly Love

Neptunain: Sorry Boys, But I Already Got My Eyes On A Guy Who’s Not Interested

Visceraldump: Scrape Off The War Paint / Start Again.

Itistimetodisappear: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman: Troubled-Hippo: Alberoni: If You Start From The Bottom Up It’s A Story Of Two Friends. Then Murder, Then Revenge. Woah I Like It Backwards Woah

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