I like this scale but this giant will only be this weight when I’m decaying. 💀💫

I like this scale but this giant will only be this weight when I’m decaying. 💀💫

Are Any Of My Horror Fans Going To This 🔪🔨 @Patronbarbie

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Ruinedchildhood: Greatest Selfie Of All Time.

Palmist: Yahooentertainment: When The Pizza Arrives, Brad Pitt Is There To Hand Out Plates Omg This Is The Only Reason I Would Want To Go To The Oscars

Girl, You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Thirsty. 🌊🏊🌎

Guys Will Call Out Of Work When They Have The Sniffles, Yet Women Come To Work For A Week When There's Blood Exploding Out Of Vaginas Every Time We Stand Up.

Deathwalls: Dammit // Blink 182

Get The Kitchen And Cook For Me 😉👔

Meet Me In The Bathroom Stall &Amp;Amp; Show Me Why You Deserve To Have It All 👔 💳

Justintimerblake: Me Getting Anon Hate

Respect All Fear None

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