hirxeth: “On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.”Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher

hirxeth: “On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.”Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher

Alexstrangler: Love Thyself. Thanks So Much, Carrie! #Homer #Simpsons #Selflove

When You Are Being Nice To Somebody And They Get The Wrong Idea

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Humorstaff:when You Tell A Joke And Nobody Laughs

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[[Seductively Does Nothing To Indicate I’m Attracted To You]]

Inkskinned: One Time He And I Were Sitting In Bed And I Said “Where Do You Feel Stuff?” And He Said “What Do You Mean” And I Said, “Here Is Anxiety” And Pointed To My Bottom Left Rib Where The Spiders Start. He Pointed To His Throat. “It’s

Jadod:

Hopeless Romantic

Someone Make Out With Me

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Hulkgains: When You Tired Of Not Having A Bae

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