shutouts: when you’re eating and your mother says how you will get fat because of it

shutouts: when you’re eating and your mother says how you will get fat because of it

Celibacy: In The Middle Of Sex He Stopped To Tell Me That He Loved Me, Then He Slapped My Ass And Said “Back To Business.” I’m Going To Marry Him.

Saintsghost: Marysonofjames: This Is Not Even A Joke. This Is My Cousin’s Tree (Or Lack Thereof). He’s An Only Child. I Cannot Even Fathom This Picture. He Said It Takes 5-6 Hours To Open Them. Is Your Cousin Dudley From Harry Potter

Alice-Is-Wet: Poke

Theofficialariel: All I Have Going For Me Is Sarcasm, Resting Bitch Face, Huge Thighs, And Really Good Eyebrows.

4Chansey: ☾4Chansey’s Lush Giveaway☾ So I Went Past My First 10K A Little While Ago But Because I Was Already Hosting A Giveaway I Never Did Anything Special. However Recently I Really Got Into Lush Products So I Thought Now Would Be The Time To

4Chansey: ☾4Chansey’s Lush Giveaway☾ So I Went Past My First 10K A Little While Ago But Because I Was Already Hosting A Giveaway I Never Did Anything Special. However Recently I Really Got Into Lush Products So I Thought Now Would Be The Time To

Strangeparking

Moved To @Rydenxo

Aurelienbacquet: From The Series “Strip Clubs”.

Fuckyeaharonkwak: Jojje94: Notification Trolling. Holy

Ticklemeviking

King Curtis 👑

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