Saintsghost: Marysonofjames: This Is Not Even A Joke. This Is My Cousin’s Tree (Or Lack Thereof). He’s An Only Child. I Cannot Even Fathom This Picture. He Said It Takes 5-6 Hours To Open Them. Is Your Cousin Dudley From Harry Potter
celibacy: In the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me, then he slapped my ass and said “back to business.” I’m going to marry him.
