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when niggas get caught in a lie
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Dear-Travis: Kenyatta: As A 4 Year Old, This Was The Funniest Thing I’d Ever Seen. I Think I Talked About It For Days. This Is Still Funny To Me.
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Scott-Pilgrimage: Whosromeo: I Think It’s Cute When Someone Admits They Have A Crush On You I Think It’s A Fucking Miracle
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Celesgami: Wot4: Good Lord Is It Bird O’clock Already? My Grandma Has This Clock And I Find It Important To Inform You All That Every Hour It Makes The Bird Call Sound Of The Bird Of The Hour
Dildorrito: What’s The Password
Unexplained-Events: Ladies And Gentlemen….A Spring-Loaded Dick In A Box From The 1800S. It Made For A Great Gift
Thejudge: Kingcheddarxvii: Don’t Say It Remove From The Contraption Of Which They Are Held, So That They May Be In A State Of Personal Freedom.
Camo-Zamboni: Camo-Zamboni: Camo-Zamboni: My Roommate And His Girlfriend Got In The Shower Together And They’re… Talking About Politics? I Was Expecting To Hear “Oh God, Harder,” Not “George Washington Was Entirely Correct In His Prediction
Punx-Files: Brainstatic: Historical-Nonfiction: A Pythagorean Cup Looks Like A Normal Drinking Cup, Except That The Bowl Has A Central Column In It. It Was Supposedly Invented By Pythagoras Of Samos (Yes, That One). It Allows The User To Fill The
Wnderlst: Lunar Eclipse Over Mt. Shasta, California
Hunnnnie: I Want Someone To Really Want Me. Make A Big Deal About Me, Tell Me I’m On Your Mind Way Too Fucking Much But You Kinda Like It. Make It Completely Obvious That I’m The Person You Want. Tell Me You Can’t Wait To See Me; Show Me How You
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