Middle Aged Goals: go to a fancy restaurant alone, order a $100 bottle of wine, take one sip, ask them to pour out the rest, and tip $50

Middle Aged Goals: go to a fancy restaurant alone, order a $100 bottle of wine, take one sip, ask them to pour out the rest, and tip $50

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