fluent-in-lesbianism: MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.

fluent-in-lesbianism: MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.

Hawaiibound: Best Acaì 😊😋

Janellycakes: Metalhearted: Playing Flappy Bird: “Alright Last Game” Dies “Alright Last Game” Dies “Alright Last Game” Dies “Alright Last Game” Dies Ironpants

Vanjalen: Rebellion Has Never Been So Cute

At A Restaurant While U High Like &Amp;Ldquo;Can I Order This&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Would You Like A Soup Or A Salad?&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Whats A Super Salad&Amp;Rdquo;

Unconvenience: Know What’s On The Menu? Me-N-U

Hplyrikz: I Can Relate To This

Snake-Dad: We’ll We’ll We’ll If It Isn’t Autocorrect

Greetingsfromplanetkatya:

808-Shoots: Me In The Morning Lol

Shredevi: Shredevi: What Did Jay-Z Call His Girlfriend Before They Got Married Feyoncé

Free Spirit

Llamabutts: If I Was Rich I Would Hire Someone To Shave My Legs For Me

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