Lady🍍Green

Lady🍍Green

When The Shit Keeps Piling Up, Get A Shovel

305 Dade County

Popeyasir: Cold Showers Make Me Wanna Jack Off Cuz Its Challenging

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Pelicaneggs: The Thug Life Chose Me

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Ignorantatheist: My Hair Is Simultaneously My Favorite And Least Favorite Thing About My Appearance

The Bags Under My Eyes Are Designer

I Want A Relationship Like Jim And Pam&Amp;Rsquo;S From The Office They Are Absolutely Perf

You Know In Like 20 Or 30 Years Or So Theres Gonna Be A Section In History Books Dedicated To This Time Period Where Gays Were Fighting For Their Right To Marry And Suffering From Discrimination And The Kids Learning About It In Class Are Going To Be

I Started Saying Shit Like “U” “Pls” And “Rly” Ironically But I Can’t Stop Now

Grav3Yardgirl: The Better Question Is Why The Fuck Don’t I Have This Fridge? ‘Intelligent Dispenser’ Sounds Pretty Nice. Lol Sears

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