peterezi: peterezi: i always read the word polish as polish at first wait shit

peterezi: peterezi: i always read the word polish as polish at first wait shit

Consulting-Idjits-In-The-Tardis: Frayed-Ribbons: They Asked To Play ‘Truth Or Dare’ But We All Know They Really Mean ‘Interrogation Or Abuse’ Or Rather ‘Awkward Sexual Question Or Disturbingly Sexual Command’

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Lynzave: Geezjenner: Lynzave: I’m Legitimately Amazed At The Fact That Women Can Actually Grow A Person In Their Uterus Without Even Tryingand Then The People Crawl Out Of Their Vaginacovered In Ectoplasm And No One Even Tries To Kill It Like That’s

Sylviasunrise: Sylviasunrise: So I Just Reached 201 Followers 201 Minus 189 Equals 12 Jesus Had 12 Followers Not Sure What This Means Someone Just Unfollowed Me Judas Unfollowed Jesus Still Not Sure What This Means

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White People Who Describe Their Nationality In Fractions

Grrrlfever: If Ur Secretly In Love With Me U Should Tell Me Not Because Those Feelings Might Be Reciprocated But Because Its Really Good For My Ego

Omgamole: You Dont Know Frustration Until Youve Tried Plugging Something Into A Socket In The Dark

Boringwhiteman: I Reuse Jokes Because I Care About Our Planet, Recycle Motherfucker

Iloveriandawson: I Don’t Hate School Because “I’m A Teenager” No I Hate It Because Who The Fuck Wants To Wake Up At 6 In The Morning And Go To A Place Where All You Feel Is Stupid And Judged. Yeah No One Ok

Castiels-Feathery-Butt: Tyflowsion: What If Ducks Threw Bread Back At You You’d Have To Duck

Lsshu: Tumblr Giveaway: My Math Homework. Take It

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