grrrlfever: if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego

grrrlfever: if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego

Omgamole: You Dont Know Frustration Until Youve Tried Plugging Something Into A Socket In The Dark

Boringwhiteman: I Reuse Jokes Because I Care About Our Planet, Recycle Motherfucker

Iloveriandawson: I Don’t Hate School Because “I’m A Teenager” No I Hate It Because Who The Fuck Wants To Wake Up At 6 In The Morning And Go To A Place Where All You Feel Is Stupid And Judged. Yeah No One Ok

Castiels-Feathery-Butt: Tyflowsion: What If Ducks Threw Bread Back At You You’d Have To Duck

Lsshu: Tumblr Giveaway: My Math Homework. Take It

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Lavicomtesse: My Grandfather Got Suspended From Catholic School For Referring To Jesus Christ And The Twelve Apostles As J.c. And The Boys.

H4Te: I Want To Go On A Shopping Trip Where I Am The Only One In The Shopping Mall And Everything I Want Is Free

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Did-U-Kno: If You Smoke Weed While Pregnant Your Child Will Be Born With Dreadlocks And A Rasta Hat

Ghost-Anus: Evanedinger: Accordion To A Recent Survey, Replacing Words With The Names Of Musical Instruments In A Sentence Often Goes Undetected. This Just Made Me So Angry

Liampain: “Who Are You Wearing” The Interviewer Asks. “Marc Jacobs” The Celebrity Answers. Marc Has Been Skinned Alive And Made Into A Dress. Beautiful.

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