mileecyris: “youre old enough to make your own appointments”

mileecyris: “youre old enough to make your own appointments”

Msjewbooty: Newborn Baby. Not Named Yet. 0 Years Old. Bi. I Have My Nipples Pierced. If There’s Anything Else You Need To Know About Me My Ask Box Is Open. I Don’t Bite All I Have Is Gums.

Thecouscousqueen: This Is So Clever I Love It

Newyrye: Stripper In Clearwater, Fla Showing The Judge That Her Bikini Briefs Were Too Large To Expose Her Vagina To The Undercover Cops That Arrested Her. The Case Was Dismissed.

Dejacoendou: Hey-Doesnt-He-Rap: Chicken-Nuggets-Galore: Do Twins Have The Same Sized Dick? Now We’re Asking The Real Questions As A Twin, I Can Say My Dick Is Definitely Bigger Than My Sister’s.

Osamah: This One Goes Out To All Them Fine Hunnies

Destroymuse: [Looks Through Own Music Library] Amazing

Nalloween: More Like Gisnep

Padaleckime: Oh My Christ

Kimbras: Blue Ivy In 20 Years Time Reporter: What Do You Think About North West Blue Ivy: I Don’t Think Of Her

Meladoodle: At Job Interview Oh Yes, My Criminal Record? The Only Thing Illegal I’ve Done Is Absolutely Killin It On The Dancefloor. Haha, Just Kidding! I Have Killed A Man

Bl-Ossomed: 💞😍

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