egberts: i have the weirdest craving to eat plain ketchup please send help for tumblr user egberts

egberts: i have the weirdest craving to eat plain ketchup please send help for tumblr user egberts

Myheadiselsewhere: Sounds Like A Solid Night Omg

Wtf-Fun-Factss: Cable Network “Puppy Channel” - Wtf Fun Facts

Liampain: Perk Of Dating Me: I Have No Social Life So We Can Hang Out Whenever It’s Convenient For You

Elovers: Why Isn’t He Responding

Neatvibes: Most Common Thought: Damn Haha Im Going To Have To Deal With That Sooner Or Later

Armadillo: Can You Imagine If There Were Cyber Police And If You Did Something Wrong They Would Disconnect Your Internet And Force You To Go Outside

Alltimeboners: Do Not Scream During The Bands Most Emotional Heartwrenching Acoustic Song I Will Shit Down Your Throat

Gllob: A Homeless Guy Just Said To Me “Do You Tell Jokes To Make People Laugh Or To Make People Think You’re Funny” And That Is The Most Profound Shit Ive Ever Experienced

Lameborghini: Life Hack: Be Nice To People With A Pool At Their House

Goesinmybutt: It Dont Even Feel Like February It Dont Even Feel Like Any Month We Just Floatin Thru Time

Tacoposey: After My Procedure At The Hospital Today My Doctor Tried To Explain All Of The Medications He’s Putting Me On And I Was Kind Of Out Of It On Pain Meds And He Goes, “And I’m Going To Be Putting You On Some Serious Steroids, Do You Have

Skylarduquette: &Amp;Ldquo;No&Amp;Rdquo; Is Too Serious &Amp;Ldquo;Nope&Amp;Rdquo; Is Too Casual &Amp;Ldquo;Nah&Amp;Rdquo; Is Just Right &Amp;Ldquo;Did You Kill This Man?&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Nah&Amp;Rdquo;