elizabitchtaylor: When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her “Why aren’t you married yet?” and she’d reply “Just lucky, I guess” which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard

elizabitchtaylor: When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her “Why aren’t you married yet?” and she’d reply “Just lucky, I guess” which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard

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78-S:keep Your Standards High And Be Picky With Who You Invest Your Time In.

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Itskyalenotkyle: Dance To Anything

Having A Good Heart Fucks You Up In This Generation

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The-Dodo: Isn’t It Satisfying When Big Cats Fit Perfectly In Small Boxes?

Willyvvanka: When Someone Tells U That U Shouldnt Eat So Much Pasta

Some-Girls-Love-Girls01: You Can Always Count On Me To Stay Loyal. I Don’t Have Time To Cheat. I’m Either Sleeping Or Crying

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