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Acoolsuggestion: Boy: Is Literally 1 Year Younger Than Me Boy: Hits On Me Me: Thanks…… But…. No Thanks…. I’m Old Enough To Be Your Mother……..

Saintlaurentgirl: Me To The Bartender I Want Something That Doesn’t Taste Like Alcohol But Has A Lot Of Alcohol In It

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Whatwhiteswillneverknow: Micdotcom: Teen Sentenced To 25 Years For Killing A Girl Who Wouldn’t Go To Prom With Him Christopher Plaskon Fatally Stabbed His Connecticut High School Classmate Maren Sanchez In April 2014, After She Rejected His Invitation

Grief.

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Dylan-Garcia: People Who Tell You Your Dogs Don’t Understand What You’re Saying Are The Kind Of Negativity You Don’t Need In Your Life.

Bonesex: Xenosagaepisodeone: My Dad Is The Mc For My Cousins Wedding And Him And My Mom Are Doing Some “Marriage Is The End…..Am I Right Fellas?!” Type Banter For The Audience But Then My Grandpa Gets Up In The Middle Of It And Yells “No!!!

Actjustly: The Oakland Police Department Is Caught Up In Multiple Scandals Right Now. They Have Fired 3 Police Chiefs In 8 Days. Read About The Sex Scandal Uncovered By The East Bay Express. These Are The People Who Are Supposed To Protect Us?

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