theirs: my past is so embarrassing i regret doing everything i’ve ever done

theirs: my past is so embarrassing i regret doing everything i’ve ever done

Dylanhobrien: I Remember Being 9 Years Old And Looking Forward To High School So Much And Getting Asked To Prom And Homecoming Dance By A Cute Boy And Having A Boyfriend Hold My Books For Me In The Hallway And What A Juicy Plot Twist Reality Is

Thebaronofthebutts: Did You Know That The Average Human Being Spends 1/3 Of Their Life Trying To Take The Perfect Selfie

Carryonmywincestson: Pants With Fake Pockets

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Did You Hear About The Italian Chef That Died?

Peace Out Girl Scout.

Rupindah: Rupindah: I Want A _ _ _ _ In My Mouth The Answer Was Taco

Nosdrinker: Makin My Way Downtown

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Iwillmindfuckyou: Drugsandgrapes: Infraredphaeton: Sarfaticriss: If Obama Doesn’t Win The Next Election Can Australia Have Him? We Would Feed And Walk Him Every Day We Promise Please Give Him To Us

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