pussyxboy: “Hey Phil, what’s your favorite color?” even the fucking bananas not the room next door though

pussyxboy: “Hey Phil, what’s your favorite color?” even the fucking bananas not the room next door though

The More Sexual And Inappropriate You Are With Me The Better We’ll Get Along

Astudyinbowties: Erinidamaria: Kansas City Public Library Take Me There. Now.

Shannonsophia: Plot Twist: Dylan Doesn’t Exist He’s Just Another One Of Cole’s Social Experiments

10000Bc: I Would Get Asked Out On A Lot Of Dates If I Could Fly I Think

Littlequeenbeatle: If Any Website Should Have A Post Limit It Should Be Facebook

My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard And They’re Like Can I Have Some And I’m Like No Fuck Off What Do You Think This Is A Charity

I Can't Remember What I Did On The Internet Before I Had Tumblr.

Peace Out Girl Scout.

Brain Rot Central

Extraordin-Harreh: In Grade 3 People Used To Bully Me And Call Me Donkey Because Apparently I Looked Like One And I Would Always Reply With “Donkeys Are Cute Therefore I’m Cute!” And One Day This Kid Was Like, ” No Donkeys Are Ugly Creatures

Lolsofunny: You Better Watch Out You Better Not Cry Better Not Pout I’m Telling You Why You’re 10 Years Old And Have An Iphone You Little Shit

Robinsbrainooze: Youknowshewantsthedee: Cancerously: Annanocturnal: Thatonewannabechef: Coelasquid: Beesmygod: Quixotic-Gash: I Was Boiling Pasta And I Managed To Set It On Fire… This Is The Most Impressive Cooking Fuckup I’ve Seen Since