robinsbrainooze: youknowshewantsthedee: cancerously: annanocturnal: thatonewannabechef: coelasquid: beesmygod: quixotic-gash: I was boiling pasta and I managed to set it on fire… This is the most impressive cooking fuckup I’ve seen since

robinsbrainooze: youknowshewantsthedee: cancerously: annanocturnal: thatonewannabechef: coelasquid: beesmygod: quixotic-gash: I was boiling pasta and I managed to set it on fire… This is the most impressive cooking fuckup I’ve seen since

Myraggedydetective: Myraggedydetective: My Cat Came Out Of The Closet And Terrified Me I Meant This Like He Physically Strutted Out Of A Closet My Cat Isnt Gay I Dont Think

Gaysextoys: I Thought That Was A Giant Chocolate Bunny At First Im Screaming Hoooooooooooooly Shit The Fuck Aaaaaaaaah

I Didn’t Finish My Homework I Didn’t Start It Either

Peace Out Girl Scout.

Halliefromcali: I Want To Kiss You But You’re In My Computer Screen And Not In My Bed

Ourveryend: Smilingwiththebeatles: Kennymccormick: Uchihamassacre: Sassyscout: Next Week Is December What The Hell It Was August 5 Minutes Ago 2013 Is In 38 Days No Did You Mean That In 38 Days Then 2005 Will Be 8 Years Ago

Theyneverbelieved: This Kid On My Bus Got Stuck In The Seat

Peace Out Girl Scout.

Even If I Fucking Hate You I Won’t Send You Anon Hate Because My Parents Didn’t Raise Me In The Jungle

Blocklist: I’m Cute If You Close Your Eyes.

Hope Lives In The Galaxy

Beartier: Neraiutsuze: #Jack Sparrow: Accepting You For Whatever Gender You Decide To Be Since 2003 #There Should Be A Captain In That Tag Somewhere #Jack Sparrow: Captaining You For Whatever Captain You Captain To Captain Since Captain So Close