ejacutastic: thanks to tumblr i’m seriously up on the latest news ten times faster than anyone else around me it makes me feel so fancy

ejacutastic: thanks to tumblr i’m seriously up on the latest news ten times faster than anyone else around me it makes me feel so fancy

Sfphere: Haiku About Eating In Bed: Crumbs Crumbs Crumbs Im Sleeping In Crumbs I Dont Care

Timelordsmith: Reading Doctor Who Fanfics

Pecul1Ar: Anonymous-Deactivated: Why Doesn’t Someone Invent A Clear Toaster So You Can See How Toasted Your Toast Is While It’s Toasting I Swear, If Tumblr Wasn’t Full Of Lazy Ass People, Then The World Would Be A Better Place

Ohnoshedihnt: That Moment When You Spell A Word So Wrong That Even Auto-Correct Is Like “I Got Nothing, Man.”

Things That Are There

Vriksaserket: If Ur Ever Sexting Just Send Them This Gif

Phleps: Just Reached A Goal Haha

My Favorite Thing Is When Someone’s In The Shower And You Suddenly Hear A Distant Bang Bang Bang Crash And You Can Tell They Just Knocked Over Like All Of The Shampoo Bottles

Twilight In Two Seconds

Sodamnrelatable: When You’re Typing In Your Password… But You Get It Wrong. So You Start Typing Like This…

Arabla

Triplebaconcheeseburgers: What The Why Didn’t I Notice This Before

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