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Swiggityswee: The Worst Thing In The World Is When Someone Offers U Chips And U Reach In The Bag But U Can’t Get A Hold Of A Chip And U Start Sweatin’ And People Are Staring Cuz U Can’t Get Hold Of A Goddamn Chip And Then Children Are Screaming

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Hoespice-Deactivated20180619: I Forgot The Actual Saying So I Just Sent My Friend “Thank You Mr. Captain Of The Obvious Things”

Broternia: Begins Breakdancing Gently What’s Wrong, Son

Highmiranda: Does Anyone Else Find It Immensely Comforting To Have Someone Touching You? Not Like Poking Or Tickling You Or Like Sexually Just Feeling Some Other Person Being Beside You And Like Your Elbows Or Legs Or Something Are Touching And You’re

Teatattoo: Showers Are Fucking Incredible. Oh Ur Skin Feels Sticky? Shower. Hair A Little Greasy? Shower. Need To Escape Your Family? Shower.

Clater: I Went To A Public School Okay I Know How To Inject Heroin

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