tothefridgeandbeyond: everyone’s so sexual on tumblr but half of us are virgins

tothefridgeandbeyond: everyone’s so sexual on tumblr but half of us are virgins

Lovelynobody00: Pickup Line: Wanna Watch This Murder Documentary With Me?

Bunnelby: My New Years Resolution Is 1080P

Lamebert: Caterpillars Have More Muscles Than Humans But I’d Like To See One Try To Fight Me Irl And See What Happens

Angryscot: Seeing Someone Cute In Public W/ Ur Parents Seeing Someone Cute In Public W/ Ur Friends

Orlandobloomers: Giving Gifts Stresses Me Out Getting Gifts Stresses Me Out What A Bizarre Fucking Holiday There Is A Tree In My House

Koishy: Please Dont Sit Right Next To Me While Im On The Computer That Is Just Not Happening

Fruitpacks: Snorts Pollen I Love Nature

Babylizard: Robin Thicke Goes To Order A Hamburger At Mcdonalds But There’s A Family Of Ducks In Front Of Him Taking Forever To Order. He Hates These Bird Lines

Flyawaymax: Doritoed: If A Plant Is Sad Do Other Plants Photosympathize With It? ”I Chlorofeel You Man”

Jaclcfrost: &Amp;Ldquo;Turn In Your Test Even If You Aren’t Finished&Amp;Rdquo;

Gayerthanthefourthofjuly: Deckthehallswithkomahina: When You Wait For Something To Happen And It Never Does Oh My God I Hate You

Circletines: What If In 10 Years Stand Up Comedy Is Just Some Guy On Stage With A Laptop And A Projector Typing Text Posts And Instead Of Laughing The Audience Just Half Smiles And Blows Air Out Of Their Nose Really Hard

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